Well, well, well, let’s talk about this “will my ex come back” thing, you know, with them cards. Folks call it tarot, I call it a bit of fun, maybe a bit of hope, who knows? But if you’re itchin’ to know if that old flame’s gonna crawl back, let’s see what the fuss is about.

First off, what is this tarot stuff anyway? Look, it ain’t magic, not really. It’s just a bunch of pretty pictures on cards. But them pictures, they got meanings, see? And when you lay ’em out a certain way, they kinda tell a story. Like readin’ tea leaves, but with more pictures. So, if you’re askin’ ’bout your ex, the cards ain’t gonna make him come back, but they might give you a hint of what’s brewin’.
- Two-Card Spread: Simple and Quick
Now, some folks like to keep it simple. They just pull two cards. One card for you, one for him. Kinda like lookin’ at two sides of a coin. If you get a happy card, maybe things are lookin’ up. If you get a sad card, well, maybe not so much. And if you get one of them in-between cards, it means you gotta think a bit harder. Like, what’s really goin’ on? This two-card spread is good for a quick peek, you know, if you ain’t got all day.
- Three-Card Spread: Past, Present, and Future
Then there’s the three-card spread. That’s a bit more fancy. First card’s the past, what happened between you two. Second card’s the present, what’s happenin’ now, like how you both feelin’ and such. And the third card, that’s the future, what might happen if things keep goin’ the way they are. This spread gives you a bit more meat to chew on. It ain’t just a yes or no, it’s a whole story, or at least part of one.
Some cards, they’re good for comin’ back together. Like that Six of Cups card, I heard tell it means folks from the past might pop back up. Nostalgia, they call it. Rememberin’ the good old days. That could be a good sign, right? But then there’s cards like that Seven of Swords. That’s a sneaky one. Means lyin’ and cheatin’. If you see that card, you might wanna keep your eyes peeled. Your ex might not be on the up and up.
But here’s the thing, honey. The cards, they ain’t set in stone. They’re just a guide. You gotta use your own head too. Think about why you broke up in the first place. Was it somethin’ big, or just a silly fight? Did he treat you right, or was he a no-good bum? The cards can tell you a bit, but they can’t tell you everything. And if things didn’t end well, if there was lies and cheating involved, then maybe you’re better off without him. You gotta ask yourself if you really want him back and if it’s good for you.

And don’t go spendin’ all your money on these readings, you hear? Some folks, they’ll charge you an arm and a leg to tell you what you already know deep down. There’s plenty of free readings online, or you can even get yourself a deck of cards and try it yourself. It ain’t rocket science. Just look at the pictures and see what they make you feel. Trust your gut, that’s what I always say. Your gut knows more than you think.
So, will your ex come back? Maybe, maybe not. The cards might give you a clue, but the real answer is up to you. And if he does come back, you gotta decide if that’s what you really want. Don’t let nobody push you around, not even them cards. You’re the boss of your own life, remember that.
And one more thing, don’t you go pinning all your hopes on this stuff. Life’s got a funny way of working itself out. Sometimes things happen for a reason, and sometimes they don’t. Just take it one day at a time, and don’t worry too much about what might happen. What’s meant to be will be, that’s what my grandma always said.
In the end, it’s all about finding your own happiness, whether that’s with your ex or without him. The cards can be a fun little tool, but don’t let them rule your life. You’re stronger than you think, and you’ll figure it all out, one way or another. Just keep your chin up and keep on keepin’ on.
Tags: My Ex, Ex Tarot Reading, Divinatory, Tarot
