That Tommy Lee, you know, the one banging on them drums like a madman? Well, I heard folks talking ’bout his zodiac sign, this star sign stuff. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but young people these days, they eat it up. So, I done some peeking around, trying to figure out what this Tommy Lee zodiac sign is all about. Seems like this fella was born on October 3, 1962. I don’t know what that means really, but it seems important for this star sign thing.
Now, they say his sign is this thing called a “Libra.” What in the tarnation is a Libra? Sounds like one of them fancy library things, full of books and dust. But, nah, it ain’t that. Apparently, folks born in this here Libra time, they’re supposed to be all charming and like to talk a lot. They good at making friends, these Libras. And they like pretty things, music, art, all that stuff. Well that is good. And that Tommy, he sure can make music with them drums!
- Born on October 3, that makes him a Libra, they say.
- Libras like to chat and make friends.
- They like music and art, all that fancy stuff.
This whole zodiac sign thing got different parts, like the sun and the moon, and something called an “ascendant.” It’s all mixed up like a bowl of chicken feed. This Tommy Lee, his sun is in Libra, that much I gathered. But his moon and this other thing are in something called “Sagittarius”. Now that sounds like an old monster from them Greek stories my old pappy used to tell. Sagittarius is supposed to be some kinda archer, shooting arrows. Maybe that’s why Tommy’s so wild, always hitting them drums like he’s shooting arrows at ’em! I don’t know what that means, maybe he’s just a good musician.
This here Tommy Lee zodiac sign stuff, it says different things about him. Like he’s 62 years old now. Can you believe that? Time sure does fly, like a hen chased by a fox. And this Libra thing, it’s supposed to mean he likes things to be fair and square. He don’t like it when things ain’t balanced, like a wonky table leg. Maybe that’s why he gets into so many squabbles, always trying to make things right, even if he goes about it the wrong way.
Some folks, they take this star stuff real serious, like it’s gospel truth. They say it can tell you about your life, who you gonna marry, all that. I reckon it’s just a bit of fun, like reading your fortune in a teacup. But if it makes you happy, then who am I to judge? This Tommy, he’s a Libra sun, and I suppose that means somethin’. But he is also a Sagittarius moon. What a mess! I don’t think I will ever understand it.
They even got these charts, these round things with lines and squiggles, like a spider’s web. They say it shows where all the stars were when you were born, and that tells you something about you. It is confusing. I saw one for Tommy Lee, and it was a mess of lines, looked like a chicken scratched it out. But folks who know about these things, they say it means something. They even say it can help with your love life. Like the stars, they tell you who you should be with. Ain’t that something? I don’t know that, how could some old stars know about you. I don’t think they care either.
Now, I heard some folks say Tommy’s sign means he’s artistic. Well, he sure can make a racket with those drums, so I guess that’s a kind of art. And he’s got all them tattoos, like a walking picture book. I reckon that’s artistic too, in a way. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. To each their own, I always say. That is what I always say, and it is true. There is art everywhere if you look close enough.
- This zodiac stuff can supposedly tell you about your love life.
- Tommy’s got lots of tattoos, like a walking picture book.
- They say Libras, like Tommy, are artistic.
This whole Tommy Lee zodiac sign business, it’s a bit much for an old gal like me. But it is interesting in a way. But I reckon it’s like the weather, always changing. You can try to predict it, but sometimes you just get surprised. This Tommy, he’s a Libra, and that’s supposed to mean something. But he’s also just a man, a drummer, a fella who’s lived a life full of ups and downs, just like the rest of us. And that is what really matters. I don’t think the stars can tell you much about that.
This whole thing got me thinking, maybe I should look up my own zodiac sign. I was born in June…that’s Gemini I think, or is it Cancer? I will have to look it up. But you know what? I am just going to be happy to not know it. I will just live my life and enjoy my family. That is what is most important.
