Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… uh… new moon in Virgo tarot spread thingamajig. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but I reckon it’s got somethin’ to do with them cards and the moon and stuff.

Now, I ain’t no fortune teller or nothin’, but I do know a thing or two about life. And sometimes, life feels like a big ol’ tangled mess of yarn. This here tarot spread, it’s kinda like tryin’ to untangle that yarn, see? It helps ya figure things out, make some sense of the mess.
So, this new moon in Virgo, it’s supposed to be a good time for plantin’ seeds, they say. Not the real kinda seeds, ya know, like the ones ya put in the ground for corn or tomatoes. This is more like… plantin’ ideas. Plantin’ hopes. Plantin’ what ya want outta life.
- First off, ya gotta shuffle them cards real good. Mix ’em up, like ya mixin’ up a batch of biscuits. Gotta get all that energy movin’ around.
- Then ya lay ’em out in a special way. I heard tell there’s all sorts of ways to do it, but I like to keep it simple. Ain’t got time for all that fancy stuff.
The first card, that’s like your present situation. Where ya at right now. Are ya happy? Sad? Confused? That card’ll tell ya, or at least give ya a hint.
The second card, that’s about your challenges. What’s holdin’ ya back? What’s standin’ in your way? Might be somethin’ inside ya, like fear or doubt. Or it might be somethin’ outside ya, like a pesky neighbor or a broken-down tractor.
The third card, that’s your intentions. What do ya want? What are ya hopin’ for? This is where ya plant them seeds I was talkin’ about. Be clear about what ya want, and don’t be afraid to ask for it. The good Lord helps them who help themselves, you know.

The fourth card, that’s for actions. What ya gonna do about it? Ain’t no use just sittin’ around waitin’ for things to happen. Ya gotta get up and make ’em happen. This card shows ya what steps ya need to take.
The fifth card, that’s the outcome. Now, don’t go gettin’ all worked up about this one. It ain’t set in stone. It’s just a possibility. A glimpse of what might be if ya follow through with your intentions and actions. And even if it ain’t what ya hoped for, well, that just means ya gotta try somethin’ else. Life’s like that, ya know. Full of twists and turns.
And then there’s another way I heard about, a longer spread this one. More cards, more stuff to think about. They call it something fancy, but it’s just another way of lookin’ at things.
First card, they say, is about self-care and well-being. That’s important, ya know. Gotta take care of yourself if ya wanna take care of anything else. Like they say, ya can’t pour from an empty pitcher.
Second card is all about your resources. Not just money, mind you, but also your time, your energy, your skills. What ya got to work with? What can ya use to make things better?
Third card is for communication and connection. Who ya talkin’ to? Who ya listenin’ to? Are ya surroundin’ yourself with good folks who lift ya up, or negative nellies who drag ya down? Gotta choose your company wisely, that’s what I always say.
Fourth card is about your career and your public image. What do people see when they look at you? Are ya proud of the work ya do? If not, maybe it’s time for a change. Don’t be afraid to try somethin’ new, even if it scares ya a little.
Fifth card is about home and family. Them’s the folks that matter most, right? Are ya feelin’ loved and supported? If not, what can ya do to make things better? Sometimes it’s just a matter of talkin’ things out. Other times, ya gotta make some tough decisions.
Sixth card is for creativity and self-expression. What makes ya happy? What makes ya feel alive? Gotta make time for them things, even if ya busy. It’s good for the soul, ya know.
Seventh card is about habits and routines. Are your habits servin’ ya well? Or are they holdin’ ya back? Sometimes ya gotta break old habits to make room for new ones. It ain’t easy, but it’s worth it.

Eighth card is for healing and transformation. What needs to be healed in your life? What needs to change? This card can help ya see what needs fixin’ and how to do it. And remember, healing takes time. Be patient with yourself.
Ninth card is about wisdom and higher knowledge. Sometimes ya gotta look beyond the everyday, ya know? Tap into somethin’ bigger than yourself. Pray, meditate, whatever works for ya. Just find a way to connect to somethin’ greater.
Tenth card, the last one, is for purpose and legacy. What ya here for? What kind of mark ya gonna leave on the world? Don’t have to be somethin’ big and fancy. Just somethin’ that makes a difference. Somethin’ that matters.
So, there ya have it. A couple of ways to use them tarot cards when the new moon is in Virgo. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon this might help ya get a little clearer on what ya want and how to get it. And remember, the most important thing is to trust your gut. Your heart knows the way, even if your head don’t.