That Penelope Disick, you know, that little girl from that fancy family. I heard folks talking ’bout her zodiac sign. What’s that, you say? Oh, it’s like them stars up in the sky, they say it tells you ’bout a person. Well, I don’t know much ’bout that, but I hear things.
This little Penelope, she’s a Cancer. That’s what they call her sign. Like that crab thing in the water. Born on July 8, that’s what they say, the year was 2012. Makes her how old now? Gotta count on my fingers… Well, she’s gettin’ to be a big girl. Time sure does fly, don’t it?
They say this Cancer sign, it makes her a certain way. Don’t know if it’s true, but that’s what them fancy folks say. They say she cares a lot ’bout her family. And that family of hers, well, they’re somethin’ else, ain’t they? Always on that TV. That Kourtney, she’s the mama, and that Scott, he’s the daddy. Heard they ain’t together no more, but they still take care of that little Penelope.
- Born in Los Angeles, that’s where all them stars live. Fancy place.
- Her brother, Mason, he’s older. Three years, I hear.
- This zodiac thing, it’s like a map of the stars when she was born, I reckon.
Now, they also talk ’bout something called a rising sign. Sounds like bread rising in the oven to me! But it ain’t that. It’s ’bout how she acts with other folks, how she shows herself to the world. They say her rising sign is Capricorn. Like a goat, climbin’ up a mountain. Stubborn, maybe? Don’t know, I ain’t met the girl.
This whole zodiac business, it’s a lot to take in. They got all these planets, too. Like them balls of light up in the sky. Each one means somethin’ different, they say. Personality and such. Like, one might mean you’re good at talkin’, another might mean you like to stay home. It’s all mixed up together, like a big ol’ stew.
Penelope Disick’s birth chart, that’s what they call it. It is a picture of where the stars were when she came into this world in that Los Angeles hospital. It is like a secret code. And these stars are always moving. That is why people read their horoscope. They say it tells them what might happen in their day.
And that Scott fellow, Penelope’s daddy, he has a zodiac sign, too. I do not know much about his sign. They got their own signs, I reckon. It’s all connected, like a big family tree in the sky. I remember back when, we didn’t have none of this zodiac talk. We just looked at the moon for plantin’ and the stars for tellin’ stories.
This little Penelope, she’s got her whole life ahead of her. Maybe this zodiac stuff will help her along the way, maybe it won’t. But it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it? How them stars up there might be connected to us down here. All of her birth chart will tell her about her personality. That is what those folks say, anyway.
Anyway, that Penelope, she is a Cancer, born on July 8. She has a whole birth chart. And that rising sign is Capricorn. That’s all I know about that. Hope she has a good life, that little one. With all them stars watchin’ over her, maybe she will.
These young folks today with their cellphones and their zodiac signs. It is surely a different world than what I grew up in. But as long as that little Penelope is happy and healthy, that is all that really matters, stars or no stars.
I heard that her personal identity is important to her. She wants to do things her own way. She is going to do what she wants, that is for sure. She will not let anybody tell her what to do. And she will always be looking out for herself.
