Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here feng shui crystal trees. Folks say they’re good for bringin’ in good luck and money, and who wouldn’t want a bit of that, eh? I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve heard things and seen things, and I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two.
First off, what are these things anyway? Well, they look like little bitty trees, like the kind you might see in a fancy garden, but smaller. They ain’t real trees, though. Mostly, they’re made of some kinda plastic stuff for the trunk, and then they got wires for branches, and on them wires, they hang all sorts of sparkly rocks. Some folks call ’em gem trees or good luck trees, too.
Now, where ya put these trees is important, or so they say. If ya wanna find yourself a good man or woman, or if ya already got one and wanna keep ’em happy, ya gotta put the tree in the southwest corner of your house, like your livin’ room or bedroom. That’s what they call the “love and romance” spot. Makes sense, I guess, everyone wants a bit of love in their life.
- Southwest corner: Love and romance
- Northwest corner: Money and helpful people
But if it’s money ya after, then ya gotta put that tree in the northwest corner. They say that’ll bring ya money and help from folks who can give ya a boost in your work or business. I ain’t got no business, but a little extra cash never hurt nobody. I put one of them trees near my piggy bank, just in case, ya know? Can’t hurt, might help.
And get this, they say these trees ain’t just for money and love. They can also help ya calm down when ya get all worked up. If ya keep one in your bedroom or livin’ room, it’s supposed to make ya feel less stressed. I tell ya, with all the young’uns runnin’ around and the chores pilin’ up, a little less stress sounds mighty fine to me. Maybe I should get a few more of them trees, scatter ’em around the house.
Some of these trees got different kinds of rocks on ’em, too. I heard tell of milky quartz crystals, and they say you should put those in the west part of your house. I ain’t sure what that does, but someone somewhere said it was a good idea, so I figured I’d pass it along. It’s all a bit confusing if ya ask me, but I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
These trees, they’re supposed to bring success and all that good stuff. And not just for you, but for your whole family. They say it helps folks talk to each other better, which is a good thing, especially if ya got a big family like mine. Sometimes it feels like we’re all talkin’ at once and nobody’s listenin’. Maybe one of them trees would help us sort that out.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about feng shui crystal trees. They look pretty, they might bring ya some luck, and they might even help ya calm down. Ain’t no guarantee, of course, but like I said, can’t hurt, might help. And if nothin’ else, they make a nice little decoration. Better than lookin’ at a blank wall, that’s for sure.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about luck and money made me hungry. Maybe I’ll win the lottery tonight, ya never know! And if I do, I’ll buy myself a whole forest of them crystal trees!
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