Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, KSI. You know, the one all the young’uns are watchin’ on their computery things and whatnot.
So, what’s this KSI fella’s star sign, huh? Well, they say he’s a Gemini. Born on June 19th, 1993, that’s what they tell me. Don’t rightly know what a Gemini is, sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d find in a Sears catalog, back when we had Sears.
Now, this Gemini thing, apparently it means he’s got two sides to him. Like, one minute he’s all nice and jolly, the next he’s yellin’ and carryin’ on like a rooster with its tail feathers caught in the fence. Sounds like my old man, bless his heart.
- Born on June 19th: That makes him a Gemini, they say.
- Year of the Rooster: If you go by that Chinese calendar stuff. Don’t know much about that, but sounds like he might crow a lot.
Folks say he’s a rapper, a comedian, a boxer, even a writer! Land sakes, sounds like he’s tryin’ to do everything under the sun. Reminds me of that time my cousin tried to fix the tractor, the barn, and the chicken coop all in one day. Didn’t end well, let me tell ya.
This KSI fella, he’s from England, across the big pond. Never been there myself, heard it rains a lot. Probably why he’s always indoors makin’ them videos and whatnot.
He’s a “social media influencer,” they call him. Whatever that means. I guess he talks to folks on them interwebs and they listen to him. Back in my day, the only influencer was the preacher on Sundays, and even then, half the town was asleep in the pews.
Now, this Gemini thing, it’s got somethin’ to do with the air, they say. That don’t make no sense to me. Geminis are people, not clouds. But I guess them city folk think different about things. They probably think milk comes from the grocery store too.
They also say he’s a professional boxer. Now, that’s somethin’ I can understand. A good ol’ fistfight, none of this fancy talk and whatnot. Though I bet he don’t fight like my grandpappy did, back in the day when men were men and punches were punches.
So, to sum it up, this KSI fella is a Gemini Rooster from England who likes to rap, box, and yap on the internet. Sounds like a handful, that’s for sure. Hope he’s got a good woman to keep him in line, like my grandma kept my grandpa.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this KSI fella. Seems like a busybody, always doin’ somethin’. Makes me tired just thinkin’ about it. I think I’ll go make myself a cup of tea and sit on the porch. This newfangled stuff is too much for an old woman like me.
But hey, if the young’uns like him, more power to him. Just hope he ain’t causin’ no trouble. We got enough of that in the world already, don’t we?
So there you have it, a whole bunch of nothin’ and a little bit of somethin’ about KSI and his Gemini star sign. Don’t go blamin’ me if it don’t make no sense, I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
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