Alright, let’s talk about this tarot stuff for health, you know? Like, what them cards can tell ya’ about how your body’s doin’. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I seen some things, heard some things, and maybe these cards can help ya’ see ’em too.

First off, don’t go thinkin’ this here tarot is gonna fix ya’ up like some magic pill. If somethin’s really wrong, you get yourself to a real doctor, ya’ hear? Don’t be wastin’ time with cards when you need real help. But, if you’re just lookin’ for a little extra somethin’, a little peek into what’s goin’ on, then maybe tarot can give ya’ a nudge in the right direction.
So, how do ya’ do it? Well, first ya’ gotta think about what ya’ wanna know. Like, is your head achin’ all the time? Are you tired as a dog? Do you just feel…off? Get that in your head good and clear, ’cause that’s what the cards are gonna try to help ya’ with.
- Think hard about your health
- What exactly do you want to know?
- Be clear in your mind
Now, some folks use a whole bunch of cards, but for health stuff, I reckon a five-card spread is good enough. Each card tells ya’ somethin’ different. Let’s see now, if I remember right…
The first card, that’s like the main thing. The big picture of your health right now. Is it sunny skies or cloudy? That card’ll give ya’ a clue.
The second card, that’s about your energy. Are you full of beans or draggin’ your feet? This card shows you how much oomph you got in ya’. If it’s lookin’ low, maybe ya’ need more rest or better grub.

The third card, that’s for your mind. All that thinkin’ and worryin’ you do, it takes a toll. This card tells ya’ if your head’s in a good place or if you need to slow down and clear out the cobwebs.
Then there’s the fourth card, this one’s about what’s blockin’ ya’. Maybe it’s bad habits, maybe it’s bad thoughts, maybe it’s just plain bad luck. This card points out what’s standin’ in your way of feelin’ better.
And the last card, the fifth one, that’s the advice card. It tells ya’ what ya’ might need to do to get yourself on the right track. Maybe it’s eat more greens, maybe it’s take a walk, maybe it’s just stop frettin’ so much.
Now, remember, this ain’t no exact science. The cards ain’t gonna give ya’ a diagnosis or nothin’. They’re just gonna give ya’ some ideas, some things to think about. And even then, they ain’t always right. Nobody’s perfect, not even them cards. So keep an open mind, but don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, ya’ know?
Think of it like this: you’re walkin’ down a path, and the cards are like a little lantern, shinin’ a light on some spots you might not have noticed before. Maybe they show you a rock in the path, so you don’t trip. Maybe they show you a pretty flower, so you can stop and enjoy it for a bit. They’re just guidance, not gospel.

Tarot for health insights is really just about listenin’ to your body and your mind. The cards can help you do that, but you gotta be willin’ to listen. And if you don’t like what they tell ya’, well, that’s okay too. You’re the boss of your own health, not them cards.
So, if you’re curious, give it a try. Find yourself a deck of cards, shuffle ’em up good, and see what they have to say. Just remember to keep it real, keep it simple, and don’t go expectin’ miracles. And if you’re really worried about your health, go see a doctor. That’s the best advice I can give ya’.
You looking for something for your career, money, or love? Well, that’s a whole different kettle of fish. But for your health, keep your mind clear, focus on what you want to know, and see what the cards reveal. It won’t solve all your problems, but it might just give you a little nudge in the right direction.
And remember, be patient. Sometimes the answers don’t come right away. You might need to try a few times, or try a different spread. But if you keep at it, and you keep an open mind, you might just be surprised at what you learn about yourself and your health. Just don’t go blaming the cards if you eat too much pie and get a bellyache, that’s on you.