Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Corey Holcomb. I hear tell he’s a comedian, you know, cracks jokes and makes folks laugh. Don’t know much about that kinda stuff myself, but I heard some young’uns gossiping about his “zodiac sign.” Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks made up.
Now, they say this Corey fella was born in Chicago. Big city, lots of hustle and bustle. Don’t know when exactly, but seems like it matters for this zodiac thing. They also sayin’ he’s on that YouTube, got his own show. Well, ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy tubes showin’ pictures. We had a radio, and that was good enough.
So, this zodiac thing, they say it tells you about a person. Like what kinda day they was born on or somethin’. I reckon it’s like plantin’ crops; some days are good for plantin’, some ain’t. Maybe some days are good for bein’ born too, who knows?
These young’uns, they keep talkin’ about “Virgo.” Said that’s Corey’s sign. Sounds like one of them fancy diseases, but they say it ain’t. They say it means he’s born sometime in late summer, maybe early fall. Don’t rightly know the dates, never paid much attention to that calendar stuff. Time’s just time, ya know? Sun goes up, sun goes down, that’s all that matters.
- They say Virgos are picky. Well, ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ picky. You want good crops, you gotta pick the good seeds, ain’t that right?
- They say Virgos are organized. Hmph, guess that means they ain’t messy like my grandson’s room. Always leavin’ his shoes all over the place.
- And they say Virgos like to help folks. Well, that’s good. Always gotta lend a hand to your neighbor, that’s what I say.
I also heard somethin’ about “Aries” and another fella named Avery. Said he was born in May. Springtime, that’s when the flowers bloom and the birds start singin’. Don’t rightly know how that connects to Corey, but these young’uns they got their own ways of thinkin’. Prob’ly got it all mixed up, talkin’ too fast and listenin’ too little.
They say this zodiac stuff is in the stars. Lookin’ up at the night sky, all them twinklin’ lights. Used to do that myself when I was young, sittin’ on the porch swing. Didn’t see no signs, just pretty lights. But hey, maybe them city folks see things different.
They say fire is strong in Corey. Well, fire’s good for cookin’ and keepin’ warm, but you gotta be careful, don’t want no fires gettin’ out of control. Just like people, I guess. Some folks are fiery, gotta know how to handle ‘em.
So, Virgo, huh? Sounds like this Corey fella is a hard worker, likes things neat, and maybe a bit fussy. That’s alright. Hard work never hurt nobody, and a clean house is a happy house. Don’t know if it’s all true, this zodiac stuff, but it’s somethin’ to talk about, I guess.
At the end of the day, don’t matter what day you was born or what them stars say. What matters is how you treat folks and how you live your life. That’s the real truth, the kinda truth you can’t find in no fancy charts or horoscopes. Just good old common sense.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this Corey Holcomb and his zodiac sign. Seems like a decent fella, this comedian. Hope he keeps makin’ folks laugh, that’s a good thing to do in this world.
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