Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… what do you call it? Free Crowley Tarot Reading. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I heard folks talkin’ about this Crowley fella and his cards. Sounds like he was a real character, this Crowley. A bit… out there, you know? Like old man Fitzwilliam who used to chase squirrels in his underwear. But hey, who am I to judge? Anyways, they say he made these here tarot cards with some lady, Lady Harris, I think her name was. And they’re supposed to be somethin’ special.
So, what are these tarot cards all about, you ask? Well, from what I gather, they’re pictures on cards, and each picture means somethin’. Like, there’s one called The Devil. Sounds scary, right? But it ain’t always bad, they say. It can mean big changes, like when that big storm knocked down the old oak tree in my backyard. Scary at first, but then I had more space for my tomatoes!
And then there’s this Fool card. Sounds like a silly thing, a fool. But it ain’t necessarily bad neither. It’s like when you’re startin’ somethin’ new, you don’t know where you’re goin’, but you just jump in and do it anyway. Like the time I decided to bake that apple pie even though I never baked a thing in my life. Turned out pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Now, this here free Crowley tarot reading thing, it’s like gettin’ your fortune told, but with these special cards. They say it can tell you about your future, your problems, all sorts of things. I don’t know how much stock I put in it, myself. But folks seem to like it. They say it’s accurate sometimes, like 60 or 80 percent of the time. But that depends on who’s readin’ the cards, you see. Some folks are just better at it than others, like how some folks can bake a better pie than me.
- You gotta be connected to them cards, they say.
- You gotta be in a neutral mood, not all worked up about somethin’.
- And you gotta know what the pictures mean, of course.
There’s all kinds of ways to do this readin’, too. They call ‘em spreads. Like, layin’ out the cards in a certain way. There’s one called the Golden Dawn spread, sounds fancy, huh? And you can do it online, too. Just clickety-click on the computer, and there you go, your cards are laid out for you. Ain’t technology somethin’? Though I still prefer a good ol’ cup of coffee and a chat with my neighbor, if you ask me.
Some folks use different kinds of decks, too. Not just this Crowley one. There’s the Rider-Waite, and a bunch of others with funny names I can’t even pronounce. But this Crowley one, they say it’s powerful. Full of deep meanings and all that. It’s got all sorts of symbols and pictures, and you gotta figure out what they all mean. Sometimes they give you little explanations, right there on the website, from Crowley’s book. Handy, I guess, for folks like me who don’t know a hawk from a handsaw when it comes to this stuff.
You can do a reading for yourself, just for practice. It’s like learnin’ to knit. You start with the easy stuff, and then you get better. And it don’t cost nothin’ if you do it online. That’s what they mean by free, I reckon. Though I always say, you get what you pay for. But hey, if you’re curious, why not give it a whirl? Just don’t go makin’ any big life decisions based on it, you hear? Use your own good sense, that’s what I say. Like when I decided to plant that extra row of beans last year. Didn’t need no cards to tell me that was a good idea.
So, that’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. This Crowley Tarot thing, it’s about lookin’ at pictures and tryin’ to make sense of your life. And maybe, just maybe, gettin’ a little peek at what the future might hold. But remember, it ain’t gospel. It’s just cards. Like my old deck of playing cards, except with more pictures and less numbers.
And one more thing, don’t go blamin’ me if your readin’ don’t turn out the way you want. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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