Well, I’ll tell ya, dreamin’ ’bout a priest, that’s somethin’ else, ain’t it? Folks say it means all sorts of things. Like, maybe you’re lookin’ for somethin’ more in your life, somethin’ bigger than just, you know, washin’ dishes and feedin’ chickens.

Spiritual stuff, they call it. Like you need a little help from above, or maybe you just need someone to tell ya what’s right and wrong, ’cause life’s gotten a bit messy. You know, like when the hens get out and you can’t catch ’em all, and you just want someone to come and set things straight.
See, a priest, he’s like a… a father, but not the kind that yells at ya for not milkin’ the cow right. He’s a spiritual father, they say. Gives you that… that God’s life, whatever that means. It’s like when your own Pa gives you food and a roof over your head, but this is for your soul, not your belly.
- At least, that’s what them city folk would say.
- Me? I just think it means you need a good talkin’ to, or maybe you just saw the preacher man at the market and now he’s in your dreams. Happens all the time, you know?
- Like when you eat too much cabbage before bed, then all you dream about is cabbage.
They say the priest stands for Jesus Christ, and his most important job is doin’ that… that holy Mass thing, where they eat the bread and drink the wine. It’s supposed to be like Jesus all over again. Don’t ask me, I just go to church on Sundays and try to stay awake.
Now, if you dream you’re the priest yourself, well, that’s a whole other kettle of fish. Maybe you’re feelin’ real close to God, or maybe you just ate too much of that church potluck and you’re havin’ strange dreams. Who knows?
But here’s the thing, most folks say dreamin’ of a priest means you’re gonna have a long and happy life. That sounds good, don’t it? But there’s always a “but,” ain’t there? Like, “you’ll have a good harvest, but the crows might get to it first.” So, who knows what the “but” is for the priest dream? Maybe you’ll be happy, but you’ll also have to clean the church every week. That wouldn’t be so fun.

And what about dreamin’ of a pastor? That’s like a priest, right? But maybe a little less… fancy? Less with the gold and more with the hand-shakin’ and baby-kissin’. They say that means blessings and healin’. Well, I could use a bit of both, my knees ain’t what they used to be, and the well’s been runnin’ dry lately.
Pastors, they’re God’s servants, they say. Comin’ to help you out, like when your neighbor brings over a hot pie when your stove breaks. Nice folks, most of ’em. Though, sometimes they talk too long, and you just want to go home and watch the sun set.
So, there you have it. Dreamin’ ’bout a priest, or a pastor. It could mean you need a little guidance, or maybe you’re just feelin’ spiritual, or maybe it’s just somethin’ you ate. Don’t overthink it too much, that’s what I say. Just live your life, be good to folks, and maybe go to church once in a while. That’s all you can do, really.
And if you keep dreamin’ about priests, well, maybe just go talk to one. Couldn’t hurt, could it? Unless he asks you to clean the church, then you might want to rethink things. Just kidding, mostly.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on it. Take it or leave it. At least you got a few minutes of listenin’ to an old woman ramble, and ain’t that worth somethin’ in this fast-paced world? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens before they start squawkin’ again.

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