Alright, let’s talk about this Kevin Durant fella and his, whatchamacallit, zodiac. You know, them stars and stuff. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just telling you what I heard and what makes sense to me, like when you see a rooster crowin’, you know it’s mornin’, simple as that.
So, this Kevin guy, they say he’s a Libra. Libra, huh? Sounds like one of them fancy library books my grandson used to read. Anyways, Libra means he’s born around September, end of September they say, the 29th to be exact. That’s harvest time, you know? When the crops are ready and you gotta work your tail off. Maybe that’s why he’s so good at that basketball, always hustlin’ and workin’ hard.
They also say somethin’ about a “Sun sign” and a “Moon sign.” Now, I ain’t got no clue what that means. Sun’s up in the sky, Moon’s up at night, that’s all I know. But they say his Moon sign is Taurus. Taurus, huh? Sounds like a bull, strong and stubborn. Maybe that’s why he’s so good at pushin’ them other fellas around on the court, you know, gettin’ them outta the way so he can score.
- They say he’s 36 years old. That’s a lot of years, ain’t it? He’s been around the block a few times, that’s for sure. Seen a lot, done a lot. Probably why he’s so good, all that experience and all.
- And then there’s this “Ascendant” thing, Sagittarius they call it. Don’t ask me what that means, sounds like somethin’ out of a fairy tale.
Now, some folks say his “rising sign” was Aries when he was born. Aries? Another one of them fancy names. They say it makes him a bit secretive, likes to keep to himself. Well, I guess that makes sense. You don’t see him out there yappin’ all the time, he just gets the job done. Quiet and steady, like a good workhorse.
And get this, they call him an “INFJ.” More fancy letters, I tell ya. Sounds like a secret code or somethin’. But they say it means he’s a good person, wants to make the world better. Well, that’s nice, ain’t it? A good basketball player and a good person, that’s somethin’ to be proud of. Reminds me of my old mule, strong and gentle at the same time.
So, there you have it. Kevin Durant and his zodiac. Libra, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aries, INFJ. A whole bunch of fancy words, but what it all boils down to is this: he’s a hard-working fella, been around for a while, knows what he’s doin’, and tries to do good. That’s all that matters, right? Like a good stew, it ain’t about the individual ingredients, it’s about how they all come together to make somethin’ tasty. And this Kevin guy, he’s a tasty dish, that’s for sure. He plays that basketball real good, and that’s good enough for me.
You know, I never really understood all this star stuff. But I guess it’s like plantin’ seeds, you gotta do it at the right time, under the right stars, or they won’t grow. Maybe that’s how it is with people too, born under certain stars, destined for certain things. Who knows? All I know is, this Kevin Durant fella, he’s somethin’ special. A real star, on and off the court.
And if you want to know more about his “horoscope” or “birth chart,” well, you’ll have to go ask them fancy folks who know about that stuff. Me, I’m just a simple woman, telling you what I heard and what makes sense to me. And what makes sense to me is that Kevin Durant is a darn good basketball player, and that’s all there is to it. Like a good ol’ pair of boots, they just work, and that’s what matters.
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