Well, I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I heard tell about dreamin’ of unicorns. Them things, they say, are kinda like horses with a horn stuck right in the middle of their forehead. Magical, folks say, real magical.

Now, if you go dreamin’ ’bout one of these unicorns, it ain’t just ’cause you ate too much supper. It means somethin’, see? They say it’s about good things comin’, like hope and happiness. Like when you plant a seed and ‘spect a big ol’ pumpkin, only better. It’s like hopin’ for somethin’ special, somethin’ you ain’t never seen before.
I heard tell that these unicorns stand for purity, like a clean white sheet hangin’ on the line. And beauty, too, like a sunflower facin’ the sun. Folks say they also mean power, but not the bullyin’ kind. More like the gentle strength of a mama bear protectin’ her cubs. It’s a kind of power that comes from bein’ good and true, not from pushin’ folks around.
- Pure as the driven snow, that’s what they say.
- Pretty as a picture, like a flower in spring.
- Strong as an ox, but gentle as a lamb.
Some folks, they get all fancy and talk about “feminine energy” and “enchantment.” Don’t know much about that, but it sounds like good stuff. Like when you see a rainbow after a storm, or when a baby laughs for the first time. It’s that feelin’ you get when somethin’ special happens, somethin’ that makes you feel warm inside.
Now, if you dream of a unicorn, and there ain’t no blood or nothin’ messy, that’s good. Means your life’s got energy, got meanin’. It’s like havin’ a good strong cup of coffee in the mornin’, gets you goin’ and ready to face the day. But if you dream of blood, well, that ain’t so good. Might mean you’re feelin’ tired, worn out, like an old pair of shoes.
Them Celtic folks, they used to think unicorns meant somethin’ too. Said it was about power and clans, like families and such. And the Christians, they say it’s about Jesus and Mary. See, everybody’s got their own ideas, but it all boils down to somethin’ good, somethin’ special.

So, what does it all mean, this unicorn dreamin’? Well, I reckon it means you got somethin’ good inside you. A pure heart, maybe, or a wish for somethin’ beautiful. It means you got hope, like a farmer plantin’ seeds in the spring, even though he don’t know if it’ll rain.
And if you dream of chasin’ a unicorn, well, that means you’re after somethin’ special. Somethin’ you ain’t quite got yet, but you’re workin’ towards it. It’s like tryin’ to catch a firefly on a summer night, might take a while, but it’s worth it when you finally get it.
Some folks say dreamin’ of unicorns is about healin’ and changin’. Like a snake shedin’ its skin, you’re gettin’ rid of the old and makin’ way for the new. It’s like when you spring clean your house, get rid of all the junk and make everything fresh and bright.
Now, I ain’t no expert on dreams, mind you. I’m just a plain ol’ body, but I know this: dreamin’ of a unicorn is a good thing. It means you got a good heart, a strong spirit, and a hope for somethin’ special in your life. It’s like havin’ a lucky penny in your pocket, somethin’ to remind you that good things are comin’ your way.
So next time you dream of a unicorn, don’t go thinkin’ it’s just silly nonsense. It’s a message, see? A message tellin’ you to be good, be strong, and never give up hope. And that, my friends, is somethin’ worth rememberin’.

Remember, a unicorn in your dream, that’s like a little bit of magic right there, a little bit of hope peekin’ through the clouds. And who doesn’t need a little bit of magic now and then?