Alright, so I was digging around the internet the other day, trying to figure out this whole “El Chapo” thing. You know, the drug lord guy? Yeah, that one. I was curious about his zodiac sign, because, why not? It’s always interesting to see if these things line up with someone’s personality, even if it’s a notorious criminal.
So, first I did a basic search. Just typed in “El Chapo zodiac sign” into the search bar. Bam! Right there on the first page, I found out the dude was born on April 4, 1957. That made him an Aries. I know, I know, astrology isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but stick with me here.
Then I started looking deeper. I found a few sites that had his supposed birth place as Badiraguato, Mexico. Okay, cool. More pieces to the puzzle. I even stumbled upon some detailed, like, way-detailed, Vedic astrology charts. They had all these weird terms like “kundali,” “hora,” “drekkana.” It was a bit overwhelming, I’m not gonna lie. I was mostly just skimming through that stuff. Honestly, I’m not sure what most of it meant, but it looked intense.
- D1 (kundali)
- D2 (hora)
- D3 (drekkana)
- D7 (Saptamsa)
- D9 (navamsa)
- D12 (dvadasamsa)
I spent a good few hours going down this rabbit hole. I read about how Aries are supposedly all about being bold and ambitious. And how they can be, you know, a little impulsive and aggressive. Sounded kind of fitting, given what I know about El Chapo’s, uh, “career path.”
There was this one site that talked about yearly horoscopes by some lady named Liz Greene. It was all about how “every outer event has a meaning.” I guess that’s one way to look at it. It made me think about how much of our lives are really in our control. Heavy stuff, right?
I also found some sites that listed his zodiac sign as Scorpio. But then they would also say his sun sign was Aries. It got a bit confusing. Like, which one is it? I guess it depends on which system you’re using. Western? Vedic? Who knows. I decided to stick with the Aries thing since that’s what most sources were saying and it was simpler. It was just easier to go with that for my little investigation.
What I learned
By the end of it, I wasn’t really any closer to understanding El Chapo, the man. But it was a fun little exercise in internet sleuthing. And hey, maybe there’s something to this whole astrology thing after all. Or maybe not. Either way, it gave me something to do on a slow afternoon. It definitely made me think about how people try to find meaning in things, even when it comes to someone like El Chapo.
I kept reading and reading, and honestly, it just made me think. Made me wonder, you know? Was El Chapo’s life always bound to end up like this? Anyway, just wanted to share my little journey into the astrological world of a notorious drug lord. It was definitely… something.
