Alright, let’s talk about this Keke Palmer and her stars and stuff. You know, them zodiac charts.
What’s this Keke Palmer’s deal, anyway?
So, this Keke Palmer gal, she’s a big shot, I hear. Born on August 26th. Don’t know much about her, but folks say she’s good at acting and singing and whatnot. Now, I ain’t got no time for that fancy stuff, but my grandbaby showed me somethin’ about her “birth chart.” Sounds like somethin’ the doctor gives ya, but apparently it ain’t.
- It’s got somethin’ to do with the stars, they say.
- Born in August, that makes her a Virgo, they tell me.
- And that Virgo thing, it means somethin’ about how she acts and thinks.
They say Virgos are real hard workers. Always thinkin’ and plannin’, like my old man plannin’ his crops. But this Keke, she’s not just plantin’ corn, is she? She’s plantin’ ideas, they say. And money, I reckon, with all that singin’ and dancin’. This chart thing, it tells ya where the sun and moon was when she was born. Sounds like hogwash to me, but folks swear by it.
Virgo in the Second House, whatever that means.
Now, this “second house” thing, it’s got me scratchin’ my head. They say it means she’s practical. Means she knows how to handle her money, I guess. Good for her. Nothin’ worse than bein’ broke. I seen plenty of that in my day, let me tell ya. So, this Virgo in the second house, it means she ain’t just a dreamer, she’s a doer. Like my old hen, always peckin’ for food, never just sittin’ around waitin’ for it to fall from the sky.
Thinkin’ outside the box, they say.
They also say Virgos are smart. Always comin’ up with new ideas. They call ’em “innovators” and “originators.” Big words, huh? Means they ain’t just followin’ the crowd. They’re makin’ their own path. Like that time I decided to plant potatoes even though everyone said it wouldn’t work. Showed them, I did! Got a whole heap of potatoes that year.
And what about this “Aquarius” thing?
Now, this Aquarius thing, it’s a bit confusing. They say it’s a rare sign. Like findin’ a four-leaf clover. And folks with this sign, they’re real unique thinkers. Smart as a whip, they say. Always got somethin’ new to say. Like my old neighbor, always spoutin’ off about this and that. Sometimes he made sense, sometimes he didn’t. But he was always thinkin’, that’s for sure.
Good for modelin’, huh?
And get this, they say some signs, like this Aquarius and Virgo, are good for bein’ models. You know, them folks that stand around lookin’ pretty in pictures. Guess it takes confidence and beauty and all that jazz. Well, this Keke girl, she sure seems confident. Always smilin’ and posin’. And pretty, too, I guess. Not my type, mind you. I like a man with a bit more meat on his bones. But hey, to each their own.
So, what does it all mean?
So, after all this talk about stars and houses and signs, what does it all mean? Well, I reckon it means this Keke Palmer is a smart, hardworking gal who ain’t afraid to do her own thing. And she’s probably good at makin’ money, too. Whether it’s the stars or just plain hard work, she’s doin’ alright for herself. And that’s more than I can say for some folks I know.
It ain’t all just stars, you know.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t sayin’ I believe in all this star chart business. I reckon hard work and a good head on your shoulders is what really matters. But it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? Like readin’ them tea leaves, or lookin’ at the clouds. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But one thing’s for sure, this Keke Palmer, she’s a star in her own right, no matter what the charts say.
And that’s all I gotta say about that.
Tags: [Keke Palmer, Zodiac Chart, Virgo, Aquarius, Astrology, Birth Chart, Personality Traits]
