That Marlon Brando, what a guy! You know, I always hear folks talkin’ ’bout these zodiac signs and whatnot. I don’t know much about it, but they say this Marlon, he was a big shot in them movies. They say his birth chart, or whatever it’s called, tells ya all sorts of things. Now, I ain’t one for all that fancy stuff, but I do know he was born sometime in April, a long time ago, 1924, I heard.

They say he was an Aries. What’s an Aries? Sounds like some kinda ram to me. Well, I guess that means he was a tough one, like them rams you see butting heads. Makes sense, I reckon. He always seemed like a tough fella in them pictures. He’s also a Taurus, I heard, too many signs, I can not remember. George Clooney is also this sign.
This here zodiac chart stuff, it’s got all these things in it. Like, where the stars and the moon and the sun was when he was born. They got names for ’em too, like Mercury and Saturn and Uranus. It is said that these things can affect a person. Like Mercury tells you how smart they are, Saturn tells you how they work hard, and Uranus, well, that’s about new ideas, I guess.
Some folks, they get real into this stuff. They look at these charts and say, “Oh, that’s why he acted like that!” or “That’s why he was so famous!” Me, I just think he was a good actor, and that’s all there is to it. But I guess it’s fun to think about, ain’t it?
This Marlon Brando fella, he was born on a Thursday, April 3, 1924. I don’t know what that means for his chart, but I guess it’s important to them astrology folks. I heard that Sagittarius is his Ascendant. I don’t really know what is Ascendant. His Moon sign is also Aries. Too many Aries, I think. I don’t really understand what is the difference between Sun sign and Moon sign. Maybe someday I will ask someone.
They say that zodiac chart has some planets that are more important than others. Like, maybe his Aries Sun was a big deal, or maybe it was somethin’ else. I wouldn’t know. But it’s kinda like sayin’ one part of a cow is more important than another. They all work together, right?

- Marlon Brando, big movie star, yeah.
- Born in April, 1924, a long time back.
- He was an Aries, like a ram, tough guy.
- Zodiac chart, stars, moon, all that stuff.
- Mercury, Saturn, Uranus, planets, they say.
- Thursday, April 3, 1924, his birthday.
- Sagittarius is his Ascendant.
- Aries is his Moon sign.
I remember seein’ him in one of them movies once. He was playin’ a tough guy, as usual. I think it was that one about the horses and the family and all that. He was good, I gotta say. Maybe this zodiac stuff has somethin’ to it after all.
But even if you don’t believe in all that astrology stuff, you gotta admit, Marlon Brando was somethin’ else. He was a big star, and he made a lot of good movies. And that’s all that really matters, right? I mean, who cares what the stars say? He was a good actor, and that’s what people remember.
So, this Marlon Brando zodiac chart, it might tell you somethin’ about him, or it might not. But one thing’s for sure, he was a legend. And that’s somethin’ you can’t deny, no matter what your sign is.
I guess if you’re really into that zodiac stuff, you can find out more about Marlon Brando’s chart somewhere. There are probably books and websites and all sorts of things about it. But me, I’m happy just rememberin’ him as that tough guy from the movies. That’s enough for me.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about Marlon Brando and his zodiac chart. It’s been nice talkin’ to ya. Maybe next time, we can talk about somethin’ a little more down to earth, like how to grow the best tomatoes or somethin’. I know a thing or two about that, you know!
