That Kevin Hart, he’s a funny one, ain’t he? Always crackin’ jokes and makin’ folks laugh. But you know, I was wonderin’ the other day, what’s his zodiac sign? That’s right, that thing with the stars and such. I heard some folks talkin’ about it, and it got me thinkin’.
So, I did a little lookin’ around, you know, like you do when you’re curious. And guess what? That Kevin, he’s a Cancer. Yeah, a Cancer, like the crab. Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I heard that Cancers are, well, kinda emotional. They feel things real deep, you see. That’s probably why he’s so good at tellin’ stories, always makin’ you feel somethin’ when he talks.
They say his birthday is July 6th, 1979. Makes him a Cancer, clear as day. And you know what else I found? They say he’s got somethin’ called a Sagittarius Moon. Now, what in tarnation is a Sagittarius Moon? Well, it means he’s got some fire in him. He’s a go-getter, that one, always movin’ and shakin’. Ain’t no grass growin’ under his feet, I tell ya.
- Cancer – that’s his main sign, July 6th.
- Sagittarius Moon – makes him impulsive, they say.
- Virgo Ascendant – whatever that means, it sounds like he works hard.
I seen him in them movies, always runnin’ around, doin’ somethin’ crazy. He’s like a little firecracker, that one. And he’s always workin’, ain’t he? Makin’ movies, doin’ them stand-up shows, always somethin’. That’s that Virgo thing, I reckon. They say Virgos are hard workers, always tryin’ to make things better.
Now, I don’t know much about this zodiac stuff, but it sure is interestin’. It’s like tryin’ to figure out a puzzle, you know? You got all these pieces, and you gotta put ’em together to see the whole picture. And that Kevin, he’s got a lot of pieces, I tell ya. He’s a Cancer, but he’s also got that Sagittarius and that Virgo in him, too.
Some folks say that these zodiac signs can tell you a lot about a person. They tell you what they’re good at, what they’re bad at, and what makes ’em tick. And they say that this Cancer thing, it explains why Kevin is so funny. He feels things real deep, and he’s not afraid to show it. And he has some strong feelings, that explain why he is success. He’s also good at understanding how other folks are feelin’. That’s why he can make ’em laugh, I reckon. He knows what they need to hear.
And that Jupiter thing, in his zodiac sign, that means he is lucky. He’s got good fortune on his side. That’s why he’s so successful, I bet. He’s got the talent, and he’s got the luck, too. Ain’t that somethin’? They say Jupiter is about success and growth. Well, ain’t that him? Always growin’, always gettin’ bigger and better. Never satisfied with just stayin’ in one place. That’s a good thing, ain’t it? To always be strivin’ for somethin’ more.
He reminds me a bit of that Elon Musk fella. You know, the one with all them fancy cars and rockets? He’s a Cancer, too, I heard. They’re both kinda emotional, but they’re also real smart and driven. They’re always thinkin’ of new things, always tryin’ to make the world a better place.
I remember when I was a little girl, my grandma used to tell me stories about the stars. She’d say that each star was a person, and that they were all lookin’ down on us. She’d point out the different constellations, like the Big Dipper and Orion’s Belt. I never really understood it all, but it was always kinda magical, you know? Maybe that Kevin understands it. He looks into the stars a lot, I bet.
So, there you have it. That Kevin Hart, he’s a Cancer, born on July 6th. He’s got that Sagittarius Moon and that Virgo Ascendant, too. He’s a funny guy, a hard worker, and he’s got a good heart. He has a good birthday. Ain’t that all that matters in the end? He knows what zodiac sign he belongs to. That’s enough. Being a good person, makin’ folks laugh, and doin’ what you love. That’s what life’s all about, ain’t it?
Well, I gotta go now. I got chores to do. But it sure was fun learnin’ about that Kevin and his zodiac sign. Maybe I’ll look into my own sign sometime. Who knows what I might find out?
