Alright, let’s talk about this Logan Paul fella and his, whatchamacallit, zodiac thingy. I heard folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, you know?
Who’s This Logan Paul Anyway?
Now, from what I gather, this...
Alright, so y’all wanna know about this Khia and her star signs, huh? Let me tell ya, I don’t know much about this fancy astrology stuff, but I can sure piece things together like a good ol’ quilt....
Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these, uh, African whatchamacallits…zodiac signs, yeah. They got twelve of ‘em, just like them other star signs you hear about. But these here are different, ya know? They come from Africa, olden...
Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Horse and Snake thing in that Chinese Zodiac. It ain’t pretty, I tell ya. It’s like tryin’ to mix oil and water, a real mess!
Horse and Snake – Not a Match...
Alright, let’s talk about them folks born on December 16, you know, the Sagittarius ones. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what these people are like, more or...
Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ about this April 22, 2009, star stuff, it’s like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows at 3 AM. It ain’t always easy, but here’s what I gathered.
So, they say if you...
Alright, let’s talk about this… whatchamacallit… zodiac thingy for folks born on July 25th, 2007. Yeah, them young’uns.
So, I heard tell it’s somethin’ called Leo. Like a lion, you know, the big, hairy fella with the roar? Sounds...
Alright, let’s talk about these here cards, the Tower and the Magician. Folks say they mean somethin’ important, so let’s see what all the fuss is about. Now, I ain’t no fancy card reader, just tellin’ it like I...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this 1839 Chinese zodiac thing, alright? It’s all about the pig, ya hear? 1839, that was a pig year, plain and simple.
Now, they say if you was born in 1839, you’re...
Well, let me tell ya, if you were born on October 6, 2003, you’re a Libra. That’s what they call it, a “Libra.” Don’t ask me what it means exactly, but it has somethin’ to do with them...